Review Haiku – Smash Pictures’ Finger Lickin Girlfriends 3: Soccer Lesbians (2013)

Well…

In America women have embraced soccer for decades. Beginning as young girls they grew up running up and down the field getting sweaty enjoying the beautiful game. In a game for the ages, hot older cougars get to showcase their experience against a group of sassy kittens. It’s a no holes barred knock down drag out match that starts on the field and ends up in the bedroom.

THERE ARE (ALMOST) NO COMMAS IN SOCCER!!

Smash Pictures’ Finger Lickin Girlfriends 3: Soccer Lesbians (2013) starts out with the most pleasant of after-school-special type music – awwww!! – and then the sassy Twerkers (yellow) vs. the skeptical MILFS (green) are ready to PLAY SOCCER!!

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(pictured: get your copy of Finger Lickin Girlfriends 3 here)

Outside of running around aimlessly in elementary school, I have never played soccer before, so I don’t know how well the sports sequences actually came across. The outdoor setting and grass field were nice, though I do imagine playing soccer without a bra would hurt.

And then the game was over. And then each MILF connected with a Twerker in what amounted to a series of five older-younger lesbian sex scenes – shirts and skins united at last!!

As per usual, in my opinion and in spite of this collection’s overall steaminess, the 35+ minutes (!!!) of BTS interview footage was wayyyy more interesting than the girl-girl action.

Cindy Starfall talks about sex and marriage-related cultural differences existing between the US and Vietnam. The delightfully charming and moderately dingy Giselle Marie discusses today’s challenging job market. (I have never heard someone discuss something so grim in such a pleasant manner) And the incredibly alluring Sovereign Syre discusses the importance of maintaining the adult performer mystique.

Good stuff – finger lickin good, even.

 

Finger Lickin Girlfriends 3: Soccer Lesbians

With performances from Angelina Chung, Chase Ryder, Cindy Starfall, Giselle Mari, Isis Love, Jessica Ryan, Jewels Jade, Mattie Borders, Nina Elle, and Sovereign Syre

Directed by Jim Powers for Smash Pictures. Released in November, 2013.

Buy your copy of Finger Lickin Girlfriends 3 and/or watch it now here.

 

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