Review Haiku – Sinister Comixxx’s Birds of Prey XXX (2012)

ho hum… so the source material for Birds of Prey XXX is far too obscure for me. Here’s the synopsis:

Gotham is in danger, and the Birds of Prey are on the scene to save the day. The debut parody from award winning, Hall of Fame director Sinister X’s new Sinister Comixxx line, Birds Of Prey XXX: A Sinister Comixxx Parody puts the girls first, followed by hot action.

Sex, stunts, spandex and satisfaction is delivered in this Sinister Comixxx debut masterpiece, available as a 3-Disc Collectors Item in innovative metal packaging. Starring some of the hottest starlets in porn, Sinister X comes through with the new era of pornography’s Midas touch. Birds Of Prey XXX: A Sinister Comixxx Parody is a movie that is not only sexy with super hot starlets in super hot sex scenes, but also seductive in its cinematic charm and charismatic creativity. Sex and storytelling all in one, as only Sinister X can do, Birds Of Prey XXX: A Sinister Comixxx Parody is a must buy for any porn connoisseur and collector as well as casual fan too.

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(pictured: birds vs. villains)

Not much of a synopsis, right? Sounds more like a commercial? That’s because this movie is mostly gimmick. Here’s the trailer:

 

This is what I got out of Birds of Prey XXX – it’s good girls verses bad girls, or maybe Best New Starlets verses Mean Girls. It basically breaks down like this:

The Birds of Prey, led by Oracle (is she a Bird, too?), are looking to protect their city from a trio of evil henchwomen. In addition to basic social justice, Huntress has some old family beef with the villainous Talia Al Ghul.

Brooklyn Lee plays Oracle. With her character confined to a wheelchair, Brooklyn embarks on the impossible-seeming task of bringing able-bodied awareness to a superhero character… in porn. Although not perfectly done, this attempt was the brightest spot of the film.

Gracie Glam plays Huntress. Gracie’s (purposeful) over-acting went well with what I’ve gathered is her character’s primary schtick.

Kagney Linn Karter plays Black Canary – perfectly sweet and hott as hell.

 

I really liked how Huntress and Black Canary were not wearing masks – instead, their looks were all make-up. Neat!!

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(pictured: Best New Starlets)

Then we have Chanel Preston, Alexis Texas, and Lizzy Borden as the villains – Dr. Harleen Quinzel, Alyce Sinner, and Talia Al Ghul respectively. Lizzy was directed into what can best be described as an extremely problematic performance, and Chanel wore blue contacts that were pretty distracting.

There were some ok special effects, and the three-DVD set did come in a nifty metal box… but all the DVDs were mounted on the same little spindle thing inside and fell everywhere when you opened it up – gimmick fail.

In the end, this film was more a set up for sex in costume than anything. And that’s fine; but, I think given my admitted unfamiliarity with the source material, Birds of Prey XXX really didn’t do anything for me.

 

Birds of Prey XXX (2012)

With performances from Alexis Texas, Brooklyn Lee, Chanel Preston, Gracie Glam, Kagney Linn Karter, Lizzy Borden, Katie Summers (another take on Black Canary, DVD only), Alec Knight, Rocco Reed, Tom Byron, and Tommy Gunn.

Additional non-sex performances from Nikki Charm, Chad Alva, Dan OhReally, Danny Wylde, Jay Valet, and Rob Black.

Written and directed by Rob Black as Sinister X for Sinister Comixxx. Released in August, 2012. Buy your copy here.

 

BTS and Extras: I only watched Katie Summers’ solo scene… the rest seemed pretty standard.

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