Review – DreamZone Entertainment’s Godfather XXX (2012)

Recently, I received a package containing a letter that read:

“Buona sera. I’d like to make you an offer you can’t refuse.

Because you’re part of the family, I’m sending you an advance copy of Godfather: A DreamZone Parody for you to watch and review. I think you’ll agree that this is our best work yet. It was directed by Lee Roy Myers and stars today’s top performers, and it will be the biggest hit of the summer.

Please enjoy Godfather: A DreamZone Parody. I only ask one favor in return – tell your friends, tell your enemies, but don’t forget your family.

Sincerely, XXX”

Part of the family? The biggest “hit” of the summer?! This is some mafioso shit!!

But not really haha because this is a parody – funny and fun and silly and definitely worth a look!! Read on…

DreamZone Entertainment‘s Godfather: A DreamZone Parody (2012), or as I’m gonna call it – Godfather XXX, was pretty awesome. Though it’s definitely based on 1972’s The Godfather, this rendering isn’t at all concerned with the Corleone family.

In the XXX version, we’re following the Whorleones.

That’s right – in the Godfather XXX, good Sicilian and porn king Vito “The Dong” Whorleone is refusing to refuse requests on the day of his daughter’s honeymoon sextape release party. A series of favors later, we find ourselves in bed with a surprised Mr. Pete and a whore’s head (get it – whore’s head, horse head – get it?!!) looking to prove her blowjob skills.

This sets the tone for the rest of the film – Godfather highlights, porned and sillied up enough to make it delightfully fun. Here’s some text:

Godfather: A DreamZone Parody welcomes viewers in the Whorleone family. As the head of the world’s largest adult-film distribution company, the Dong has accumulated many friends, but even more enemies. At the brink of porn war, the organization eases the tension with orifices that no one can refuse and a raunchy does of revenge.

Here’s the trailer:

 

All the characters are here: The Dong (Peter O’Toole), Michael (played with a perfect balance of imitation and irony by Tommy Pistol), Kay (Kagney Linn Karter, who is perfectly starry-eyed and adorable), Sonny (Michael Vegas), and, in lieu of Sollozzo, Slutzo!! (April O’Neil)

(pictured: Slutzo!! Image from AVN here)

We also have the Dong’s right-hand cocksmith Luca Batsi (ne Luca Brasi, played by Anthony Rosano… who’s pretty much a right-hand cocksmith in real life) and Jenny (instead of Johnny) Fontaine (Jessie Andrews).

I refuse to reveal all the humorous scenarios, but suffice it to say that the whole scene where Michael is off to assassinate Slutzo is hilarious… and then after the fact, when he goes to Sicily… oh my goodness!!

The whole thing is really fun, a simultaneously respectful nod to the original and lighthearted sex-tastic romp.

Oh yeah – the sex!! Five total scenes, each of which are good but on the relatively tame side (save Jessie Andrews’ spit-sloppy blowjob… but her character is trying to prove something!!). Tommy Pistol’s scene with April O’Neil makes the least amount of sense plot-wise; however it was, in my opinion, the best of the bunch.

Highly enjoyable summer fun!!

For more information and a hard trailer, check out the GodfatherXXX.com.

(pictured: who wrote it?? I know, but I must protect the family… even the reflective glare of the overhead kitchen lights can’t make me tell!!)

 

Recommended for: The Godfather fans and aficionados, anyone who admires the directorial skill of Lee Roy Myers, and anyone looking for a favor…

For more Lee Roy Myers gold (he really is a great director), go here.

 

Notables

With performances from April O’Neil, Bridgette B, Jessie Andrews, Kagney Linn Karter, Veruca James, Anthony Rosano, Mr. Pete, Peter O’Tool (non-sex), Tommy Pistol, Michael Vegas, and a couple other non-sex guys.

Godfather: A DreamZone Parody was written and directed by Lee Roy Myers for DreamZone Entertainment. It comes out in July, 2012. Buy/reserve your copy here.

 

BTS: gah, I have no ideeeea!! The exclusive, advanced, super secret preview screener I received contained the film only… but my sources (hehe) tell me that there’s supposed to be some extra special stuff on the actual 2-disc set, including a soft cut of the entire film!!

(pictured: pretty Kagney Linn)

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Images courtesy of DreamZone Entertainment and my phone. Additional image from AVN here.

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