Review – Blue Circus Entertainment’s Clown Porn: The Parody (2013)

Blue Circus Entertainment’s Clown Porn: The Parody (2013) is the oddest bit of content I’ve ever seen – the fact that most of the performers are in some stage of circus-type makeup is not even the half of it.

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(pictured: Clown Porn: The Parody)

Here’s the synopsis:

You read it right, it’s oh so wrong!

Clown Porn: The Parody takes you deep inside the most bizarre look at the adult industry, narrated by beaver hunter “Steve Swirlin.” He takes you on an unparalleled journey though the genres of pornography in a way that will make your head spin. From the Educational Erotica to the dark realms of BDSM, this movie will leave you laughing and wondering why you’re aroused. Clown Porn: The Parody is not really a parody, but in fact a party game to play with your friends! This is the movie that will be played at all your wildest parties!

I’m not sure what this film is parodying. Different segments of the adult industry, I guess (but the film is also described as not really a parody, so who knows!!)… I’m also not sure what, beyond grease paint and a heavy dose of squirrely, constitutes clown porn.

The whole thing is kind of a mockumentary through various adult entertainment content “rings” – BDSM, lesbian, and superhero (read: “The Adventures of DC and Muff Swallows” – kinda pretty gd funny) to name a few. We end up with five circus acts of sex and one bizarro infomercial orgy.

The entire thing is narrated by the Crocodile Hunter-type, Steve Swirlin’ (played by Jay Sin), who waxes on about random things like global warming and mud angels between scenes. It’s interesting, but it’s not all that “wrong.”

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(pictured: from “The Feature” ring in the clown porn circus)

This project is meant to be strange – like, an on-purpose creation of the weirdest stuff you’ve ever imagined seeing while drinking with your buddies… I know this because Clown Porn: The Parody is also a tribute to Hollie Stevens, and Hollie tells us so in a ’round about way during the really touching BTS tribute.

So if you were ever looking for something to play in the background at your house party – beer pong and clown porn, bros!! – this might be for you. It’s interesting, and it’s also a really thoughtful homage to a young woman gone too soon.

 

Clown Porn: The Parody

With performances from Allison Moore, Britney Amber, Daisy Layne, Douche, Janet Alfano, Mika Tan, Nikki Daniels, Syren De Mer, Vanessa Leon, Zoey Holloway, Dick Chibbles, Jack Vegas, Murrugun The Mystic, Nick Jacobs, and Ryan McLane.

Non-sex performances from CeCe LaRue, Crash, Helicopter Pete, Jay Sin, Redd Dyver, Ron Jeremy, and Scott Pipper.

Directed by Dick Chibbles for Blue Circus Entertainment. Released in February, 2013.

Buy your copy of Clown Porn: The Parody and/or watch it now here.

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(pictured: clown BDSM)

Extras: a really touching hour long tribute to the Queen of Clown Porn, Hollie Stevens (1982 – 2012) – not to be missed!! Also, goofy outtakes in front of a green screen, a “hall of wax” gallery of still photos, and a bizarrely complex Clown Pong game to play along with the film. (it’s a thank you for not pirating your porn)

An altogether stellar and bizarre series of bonus materials!!

 

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