Many, including one of the world’s best little brothers EVER, have been bringing this site to my attention lately – Blackboards in Porn!!
Blackboards in Porn is exactly what it sounds like: a site that “[celebrates] pornographers who go the extra mile when set dressing classroom porn and actually write something on the blackboard. What do they write, and is it correct?”
(pictured: Blackboard #7)
There are many cheese-tastic tropes and motifs associated with adult content, and one of the most beloved is the porno classroom. Generally filled with adults in school(girl) outfits and someone/anyone playing a lascivious-ish teacher-professor, Blackboards in Porn appears to take the most prominent prop in the porno classroom seriously. The site features screen grabbed blackboards, very thorough translations of whatever is written thereupon, and assessments – what can be gleaned from what’s on the board?
Each board gets scored for accuracy, correctness, and even chalkboardpersonship (which is an inclusive way of referring to the “penmanship” occurring on a chalkboard. It’s amazing!!
The assessments of each blackboard and the site itself are intended to be funny for sure, but I really appreciate Blackboards in Porn’s efforts to connect what’s in the fictitious porno classroom to the wider social world. Because some freako cretin from the depths of Planet Porn did not create these etchings; a real person with real experiences in the real world did. What’s on each of these boards is, therefore, a product of human social experience – culturally informed and significant.
And besides, who among us didn’t drift off in class at least once, reading something far more interesting in whatever non/sense the teacher had written up front? No one.
There are currently only 10 blackboards featured on Blackboards in Porn, but I’m definitely going to grab the next one I come across… I actually already have one in mind muahahaha!!
(pictured: Blackboard #5)
Send your safe for work (SFW) porno blackboard contribution screen grabs to firstname.lastname@example.org and/or follow Blackboards in Porn on twitter at @BlackboardsPorn.
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